its a shame dnd has been taken over by “i roll to seduce“ theater kids when rpgs SHOULD be all about acting like this guy
this guy sounds how wearing a wizard shirt feels
this is the only dude allowed to play dnd
(via klingonandon)
*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*
Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-
*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*
*places another hotdog in front of you*
Again.
(via dablahgz)
(Source: qilliananderson, via soupquinze)
There should be heel idols. Cute girls in costume who insult the prefecture’s local sports teams and hit AKB48 members with folding chairs.
(via transgirlgoku)
Me when a customer asks me to help them find something that’s literally right next to them:
(via ovisiphorus)
my absolute FAVORITE activity is pausing jenna marbles videos to look at kermit’s weird fucking face
(via library-of-crazy-221b)
i love how the first 30 seconds of this are haunted house music and then a drop comes out of nowhere and now it’s a hotline miami 2 level
this fucking slaps
before this site dies i am IMPLORING you all to listen to belgian new beat. you all want it so bad sayin satanwave this and 666core slappers that… what you want is new beat
idiot… what we want is Plok! SNES Music
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